so i was bored one weekend and i let my facial hair grow a little...as an asian with no folicles in my beard region i do admit i grow a sad beard, nonetheless i grew one and then i decided to remove the moustache portion with left me with the 'soul patch' part of the goatee, haa!
it's not like i'm trying to be edgy, i haven't bought a Harley or anything...it's just effin' facial hair for chrissakes! maybe because i'm a dentist or something and i forgot the clause in the dental ethics manual that states that whimpy asian guys who happen to also be whimpy dentists should not grow facial hair...a mere oversight on my part! EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!
it has become such a point of contention that i keep my mask on 24/7 in the office even though the temperatures have been in the 90's, it makes for a very warm day...then slap on some latex gloves for good measure and Voila! i'm a walking, whimpy sweaty asian dude hiding a sad goatee thingie under his mask! nice!
so this lard ass comes in the other day, and yeah he's got a better goatee and everything, but this guy can't even walk around the block without taking some nitro for his chest pain and he just sits there all sweaty and keeps prodding me about my crappy facial hair.
'what is it?' he asks smiling. 'is it your new ATTITUDE?'
NO! attitude is a tatoo that says 'FUCK YOU!" on my forehead!
ATTITUDE is drilling through your cheek without novocaine to find your diseased tooth!
ATTITUDE is wearing a muscle shirt with a feather boa and legwarmers...
i thought it was just FACIAL HAIR, SORRY that it is being perceived as ATTITUDE!
the good news is i shaved it off! YES! i am now attitude free...i mean look! i'm not even writing it in all capital letters (i still won't punctuate correctly and maybe that is all the attitude i have left)
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